Lies 008

We are the team that makes things right. We brighten your day and brighten the world, one task a time, just one job and do it fine.

We are the best in what we do, and each of us respects our unique and valuable contribution to the fantastic and most terribly important services we offer.

Don’t question us, because we are fiercely trained and know exactly what we are doing

You, the customers, are morons, barely fit to breathe in and out. I mean after all, if you were so fucking good, then you wouldn't need us. You'd just do it yourself.

But, no, you are too stupid to do it yourself - so you pay us.

That's okay.

We like your money.